The Fall of the Cyber Asian Empire

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xanga needs to do something drastic to save themselves from death doom and destruction =D

How stupid are you?

finally updating with the biggest waste of an update.

How stupid are you?
[x] I've walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and I still don't get.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] I have ran up a 'down' escalator and down an 'up' escalator before.
[x] I've had some kind of beverage come out of my nose.
[ ] When I think of something funny, I laugh so loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling...
[not accidentally =D] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I just laughed at that.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I'll just... stop thinking.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow!
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me or laugh at me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] I've had food fall out of my mouth while I was talking.
[ ] I use my fingers to do simple math like 7 + 4.
[x] I've opened a vehicle door while it was still moving.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[ ] I've fallen UP the stairs before.
[ ] I've forgotten to put the car in drive and have moved backward rather than forward.
[ ] I've peed my pants when I was laughin/choking.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[x] I've looked all over for something when it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I have failed a class in school.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] People know not to use big words on me.
[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[does "quel de fuck" count?] I very often make a weird noise when I'm confused.
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of a chair before.
[ ] I can see pictures in different objects in dark rooms.
[ ] I understood that statement.
[ ] I take ADD medication.
[ ] I don't get it.
[ ] I've counted like this before: "8, 9, 10, 1, 2, shit, I mean 12."
[x] I have pushed a door when it said 'Pull' and pulled it when it said 'Push'.
[x] I've tried to operate a machine before when it was broken or not plugged in.
[x] This survey made me feel a little more stupid.

Multiply all the X's by two. It will give you the percentage.

16 x 2 = 32% : )

Whistler 2006 hurrah

chillin at the lobby waitin for the busme sniping terrorists at the arcade with ppl apparently finding it fascinating

talent night: hank, molly, and quinn singing improv operame and janey looking uber.very cool.¤» ½Å¾Ö ½ßÀ¯´Ù. stacey being toooo nice by doing our dishes. seriously you're too nice

look at me (2nd from the left) throwing a snowball at stacey, the ball's suspended midair!

waitin' at the keg which we left later on =.=

nick modelling at our kitchen

edmund and me striging about.edmund reveals the "mark".katie, edmund, me, jeff, stacey and veronica taking le pic: le gang de whistler 2006

´©³ªµé veronica and katie concealed behind two fingers.

this is a classic sample of "quesitonable content". it's kinda hard to explain what it exactly is. but it's pretty much me, edmund, and spence looking really kinky.

the most frequently used phrase at room 321 (which pretty much includes a whole bunch of the other rooms): "that's terrible." dont ask.

oh hanky getting panky with sunny. omg that absolutely rhymed. congrats you two.

we ate dinner at subway instead of the originally planned "the keg". long story, ask around.

so all in all, whistler 2006 was kickin fun (room 321, what happens stays shut in our mouth. *nervous laugh*), but not AS crazy as last year.

Kim Jong Il's just as special as half a donkey's tail smothered with mustard. i am not a farmer.

--edit--

Gala was interesting. and yes, i played chess...twice. and lost...twice. lost to Lishan Sharples of all people, and warren cheng. the Gala also had sheeps, young gr 8 lambs to be specific. dont say a word.